Sometimes We Get Angry and Feel Like Punching Piers Morgan In the Nose

I just won’t be happy until we extradite Piers to the UK.

Wait a minute…. Arsenic is natural? Then what the hell is old lace?

@Targa: A lifestyle choice.

Well! Haven’t shown up on Memeorandum for awhile…

Not that it has any effect on traffic. But it’s nice to be noticed.

Looks like Rick isn’t anticipating a role at the next inauguration. Now he’s bashing the president’s religious views as he tries to renew interest in his 10 year old book and make a few extra bucks.

@BobCens: PIers continues Larry King’s tradition of never asking a meaningful question or a logical follow up.

Who the hell are these people? Should I care?

@IanJ: Jesus freak Xtian who wants to get on his knees and suck the cock of the rent boy while having some crystal, and some annoying Limey fuck.

ADD: Oh wait, is Warren the dude in Colorado who liked tweaking and a dick up his ass, or is that some other asshat hypocrite? Or is he the dildo and wetsuit preacher?

ADD 2: Whoops, wrong preacher. Warren’s the dude who marred the inaugural ceremony when things had been going so well with Aretha and her Hat, Yo-Yo and his cello, and me and Homofascist freezing our asses off waiting to get in to the viewing area.

@IanJ: Feel free to ignore. Just like I’m ignoring anything involving the Fiscal Cliff, Susan Rice, and the NHL lockout.

@nojo: @SanFranLefty: Duly noted. I shall continue living in mostly blissful ignorance.

@nojo: But what about Fugazi? Or was it Ben Gazi?

@¡Andrew!: When you think about it, Ben’s Ghazi has about as much relevance to Obama as Aretha’s Hat.

Which, when you think about it, was a precursor of things to come. A percentage of America noted The Hat and moved on, and another percentage went “AAAAA! HAT! DANGEROUS!”

@matador1015: I really liked Ben Ghazi’s show Run For Your Life.

(Filed under “I remember that but I can’t find my keys.”)

@IanJ: Come to think of it, Blissful Ignorance is a fine alternative to dealing with President-Elect Romney. I wasn’t looking forward to living in Interesting Times.