GOP Family Values

The most unbelievable aspect of this whole sordid tale is that of the countless ready, willing, and able sperm donors out there, he’s the one these gals chose.

Billy Donor Seed!

Maybe he just likes spunking into cups.

@¡Andrew!: New Zealanders almost certainly don’t know what a dick he is (pun intended) they just see the jawline and think “good genes”.

Wow, another frightening GOP Stepford wife. Who the hell teaches them to smile like Skeletor?

@blogenfreude: He may have that jawline now, but I’d wager that chin is gonna have lots of company soon–and I don’t mean visitors from China.

@al2o3cr: Roche Pharmaceuticals, the manufacturers of diazepam.

@¡Andrew!: Since the “father” is American, will the children be able to get citizenship?

@karen marie still has her eyes tight shut: Not natural-born.

@karen marie still has her eyes tight shut: Only if his name was on the Kiwi birth certificate, they were married, and the Embassy issued a birth abroad certificate. All unlikely.

Does Johnson have no concern for all the inbreeding possibilities his seed sprinkling will cause in New Zealand? Maybe that’s his intention though, being from Bama and all. Cecil Jacobson impregnated many women with his own sauce in the DC area after deciding all those donor regulations were a bunch of bullshit at his fertility clinic. Worries of inbreeding still haunt the children of Jacobsons clinic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson
Jacobson and Rmoney are fellow parishioners.

BTW, who are the Zeas that settled New Zealand and where was Old Zealand?

BTW2, who are the Cleves that settled Cleveland and why did they not call it New Cleveland?

@jwmcsame: I thought the dangers of inbreeding were largely debunked: http://m.io9.com/5863666/why-inbreeding-really-isnt-as-bad-as-you-think-it-is .

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